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Beam-line Scientist |
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| Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising
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Do not undertake a scientific career in quest of fame or money. There are
easier and better ways to reach them. Undertake it only if nothing else
will satisfy you; for nothing else is probably what you will receive. Your
reward will be the widening of the horizon as you climb. And if you achieve
that reward, you will ask no other.
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"The nice thing about Windows(tm) is that it doesn't just crash.
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Principal Investigator on the TigerBunnytm Project: |
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At the Beam Line,
we're at 7 GeV.
At the Beam Line,
two trillion electrons running free.
At the Beam Line,
dipole magnets make them bend.
At the Beam Line,
down the pipe their light they'll send.
At the Beam Line,
we'll do some tomography.
At the Beam line
and EXAFSpectroscopy.
At the Beam Line
don't forget crystallography.
At the Beam Line
At the Beam Line
We want you! We want you! We want you as a new recruit!